EX-99.302CERT

                           SECTION 302 CERTIFICATIONS

I, Michael B. Orkin, certify that:

         1.       I have reviewed this report on Form N-CSR of The Caldwell &
Orkin Funds, Inc.;

         2.       Based on my knowledge, this report does not contain any untrue
statement of a material fact or omit to state a material fact necessary to make
the statements made, in light of the circumstances under which such statements
were made, not misleading with respect to the period covered by the report;

         3.       Based on my knowledge, the financial statements, and the other
financial information included in this report, fairly present in all material
respects the financial condition, results of operations, changes in net assets,
and cash flows (if the financial statements are required to include a statement
of cash flows) of the registrant as of, and for, the periods presented in the
report.

         4.       The registrant's other certifying officer(s) and I are
responsible for establishing and maintaining disclosure controls and procedures
(as defined in Rule 30a-3(c) under the Investment Company Act of 1940) for the
registrant and have:

                  (a)      Designed such disclosure controls and procedures, or
caused such disclosure controls and procedures to be designed under our
supervision, to ensure that material information relating to the registrant,
including its consolidated subsidiaries, is made known to us by others within
those entities, particularly during the period in which this report is being
prepared;

                  (b)      Evaluated the effectiveness of the registrant's
disclosure controls and procedures and presented in this report our conclusions
about the effectiveness of the disclosure controls and procedures, as of a date
within 90 days prior to the filing date of this report based on such evaluation;
and

                  (c)      Disclosed in this report any change in the
registrant's internal control over financial reporting that occurred during the
registrant's most recent fiscal half-year (the registrant's second fiscal
half-year in the case of an annual report) that has materially affected, or is
reasonably likely to materially affect, the registrant's internal control over
financial reporting; and

         5.       The registrant's other certifying officers and I have
disclosed, based on our most recent evaluation, to the registrant's auditors and
the audit committee of the registrant's board of directors (or persons
performing the equivalent functions):

                  (a) all significant deficiencies in the design or operation of
internal controls which could adversely affect the registrant's ability to
record, process, summarize, and report financial data and have identified for
the registrant's auditors any material weaknesses in internal controls; and

                  (b)      any fraud, whether or not material, that involves
management or other employees who have a significant role in the registrant's
internal controls; and

      6. The registrant's other certifying officers and I have indicated in this
report whether or not there were significant changes in internal controls or in
other factors that could significantly affect internal controls subsequent to
the date of our most recent evaluation, including any corrective actions with
regard to significant deficiencies and material weaknesses.


January 7, 2004


   /s/ Michael B. Orkin
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Michael B. Orkin, President

                            SECTION 302 CERTIFICATION

I, Robert H. Greenblatt, certify that:

         1.       I have reviewed this report on Form N-CSR of The Caldwell &
Orkin Funds, Inc.;

         2.       Based on my knowledge, this report does not contain any untrue
statement of a material fact or omit to state a material fact necessary to make
the statements made, in light of the circumstances under which such statements
were made, not misleading with respect to the period covered by the report;

         3.       Based on my knowledge, the financial statements, and the other
financial information included in this report, fairly present in all material
respects the financial condition, results of operations, changes in net assets,
and cash flows (if the financial statements are required to include a statement
of cash flows) of the registrant as of, and for, the periods presented in the
report.

         4.       The registrant's other certifying officer(s) and I are
responsible for establishing and maintaining disclosure controls and procedures
(as defined in Rule 30a-3(c) under the Investment Company Act of 1940) for the
registrant and have:

                  (a)      Designed such disclosure controls and procedures, or
caused such disclosure controls and procedures to be designed under our
supervision, to ensure that material information relating to the registrant,
including its consolidated subsidiaries, is made known to us by others within
those entities, particularly during the period in which this report is being
prepared;

                  (b)      Evaluated the effectiveness of the registrant's
disclosure controls and procedures and presented in this report our conclusions
about the effectiveness of the disclosure controls and procedures, as of a date
within 90 days prior to the filing date of this report based on such evaluation;
and

                  (c)      Disclosed in this report any change in the
registrant's internal control over financial reporting that occurred during the
registrant's most recent fiscal half-year (the registrant's second fiscal
half-year in the case of an annual report) that has materially affected, or is
reasonably likely to materially affect, the registrant's internal control over
financial reporting; and

         5.       The registrant's other certifying officers and I have
disclosed, based on our most recent evaluation, to the registrant's auditors and
the audit committee of the registrant's board of directors (or persons
performing the equivalent functions):

                  (a)      all significant deficiencies in the design or
operation of internal controls which could adversely affect the registrant's
ability to record, process, summarize, and report financial data and have
identified for the registrant's auditors any material weaknesses in internal
controls; and

                  (b)      any fraud, whether or not material, that involves
management or other employees who have a significant role in the registrant's
internal controls; and

         6.       The registrant's other certifying officers and I have
indicated in this report whether or not there were significant changes in
internal controls or in other factors that could significantly affect internal
controls subsequent to the date of our most recent evaluation, including any
corrective actions with regard to significant deficiencies and material
weaknesses.


January 7, 2004


   /s/ Robert H. Greenblatt
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Robert H. Greenblatt, Treasurer