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                                                                    EXHIBIT 23.3

CONSENT OF INDEPENDENT REGISTERED PUBLIC ACCOUNTING FIRM

We hereby consent to the inclusion in the Registration Statement on Form S-4,
Amendment No. 6 (File No. 333-117152) of Prestige Brands, Inc. of our report
dated August 20, 2004, except with respect to Note H, as to which the date is
October 6, 2004, on our audits of Vetco, Inc.'s financial statements as of
December 31, 2003 and 2002 and for each of the years in the two-year period
ended December 31, 2003.

We also consent to the reference to us under the caption "Experts" in the
Prospectus.


/s/ Eisner LLP
New York, New York
November 18, 2004