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Exhibit 3.33
Filing Fee $150.00
STATE OF RHODE ISLAND AND PROVIDENCE PLANTATIONS
OFFICE OF THE SECRETARY OF STATE
CORPORATIONS DIVISION
100 NORTH MAIN STREET
PROVIDENCE, RI 02903
Corp. I.D.# _________________
BUSINESS CORPORATION
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DUPLICATE ORIGINAL ARTICLES OF INCORPORATION
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The undersigned acting as incorporator(s) of a corporation under
Chapter 7-1.1 of the General Laws, 1956, as amended, adopt(s) the
following Articles of Incorporation for such corporation:
FIRST. The name of the corporation is MC WOONSOCKET, INC.
(A close corporation pursuant to Section 7-1.1-51 of the General Laws,
1956, as amended) (strike if inapplicable)
SECOND. The period of its duration is (if perpetual, so state)
perpetual
THIRD. The purpose or purposes for which the corporation is
organized are:
Primarily, to purchase, own, and hold the stock of other corporations, and
to do every act and thing covered generally by the denomination "holding
corporation," and especially to direct the operations of other corporations
through the ownership of stock therein; to purchase, subscribe for, acquire,
own, hold, sell, exchange, assign, transfer, create security interests in,
pledge, or otherwise dispose of shares or voting trust certificates for shares
of the capital stock, or any bonds, notes, securities, or evidences of
indebtedness created by any other corporation or corporations organized under
the laws of this state or any other state or district or country, nation, or
government and also bonds or evidences of indebtedness of the United States or
of any state, district, territory, dependency or country or subdivision or
municipality thereof; to issue in exchange therefor shares of the capital stock,
bonds, notes, or other obligations of the Corporation and while the owner
thereof to exercise all the rights, powers, and privileges of ownership
including the right to vote on any shares of stock or voting trust certificates
so owned; to promote, lend money to, and guarantee the dividends, stocks, bonds,
notes, evidences of indebtedness, contracts, or other obligations of, and
otherwise aid in any manner which shall be lawful, any corporation or
association of which any bonds, stocks, voting trust certificates, or other
securities evidences of indebtedness shall be held by or for this Corporation,
or in which, or in the welfare of which, this Corporation shall have any
interest, and to do any acts and things permitted by law and designed to
protect, preserve, improve, or enhance the value of any such bonds, stocks, or
other securities or evidences of indebtedness or the property of this
Corporation, and for any other lawful purpose for which a corporation may be
formed under the Rhode Island General Laws (1956), as amended.
RECEIVED
SECRETARY OF STATE
CORPORATIONS DIV.
APR 4 3 07 PH '96
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FOURTH. The aggregate number of shares which the corporation shall
have authority to issue is:
(a) IF ONLY ONE CLASS: Total number of shares 8,000, $1.00 par value
(If the authorized shares are to consist of one class only,
state the par value of such shares or a statement that all of
such shares are to be without par value.)
or
(b) IF MORE THAN ONE CLASS: Total number of shares ________________.
(State (A) the number of shares of each class thereof that
are to have a par value and the par value of each share of each
class, and/or (B) the number of such shares that are to be
without par value, and (C) a statement of all or any of the
designations and the powers, preferences and rights, including
voting rights, and the qualifications, limitations or
restrictions thereof, which are permitted by the provisions of
title 7 of the General Laws in respect of any class or classes of
stock of the corporation and the fixing of which by the articles
of association is desired, and an express grant of such authority
as it may then be desired to grant to the board of directors to
fix by vote or votes any thereof that may be desired but which
shall not be fixed by the articles.)
FIFTH. Provisions (if any) dealing with the preemptive right of
shareholders pursuant to Section 7-1.1-24 of the General Laws, 1956, as
amended:
None
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SIXTH. Provisions (if any) for the regulation of the internal
affairs of the corporation:
None
SEVENTH. The address of the initial registered office of the
corporation is 50 Service Avenue, Warwick, RI 02886 (add Zip Code) and the
name of its initial registered agent at such address is: Parasearch, Inc.
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SIGNATURE OF REGISTERED AGENT
EIGHTH. The number of directors constituting the initial board of
directors of the corporation is one and the names and addresses of the
persons who are to serve as directors until the first annual meeting of
shareholders or until their successors are elected and shall qualify are:
(If this is a close corporation pursuant to Section 7-1.1-51 of the
General Laws, 1956, as amended, state the name(s) and address(es) of the
officers of the corporation.)
NAME ADDRESS
Michel Coutu 8 Tamarack Drive
East Greenwich, RI 02818
NINTH. The name and address of each incorporator is:
NAME ADDRESS
Amedeo C. Merolla 123 Dyer Street
Providence, RI 02903
TENTH. Date when corporate existence to begin (not more than 30
days after filing of these articles of incorporation):
As of filing.
Dated April 4, 1996
/s/ [ILLEGIBLE]
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SIGNATURE OF EACH INCORPORATOR
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STATE OF RHODE ISLAND City
In the of Providence
COUNTY OF Providence
in said County this 4th day of April, A.D. 1996 then personally appeared before
me Amedeo C. Merolla each and all known to me and known by me to be the parties
executing the foregoing instrument, and they severally acknowledged said
instrument by them subscribed to be their free act and deed.
/s/ [ILLEGIBLE]
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NOTARY PUBLIC
STATE OF RHODE ISLAND AND PROVIDENCE PLANTATIONS
OFFICE OF THE SECRETARY OF STATE
CERTIFICATE OF INCORPORATION
OF
MC WOONSOCKET, INC.
I, Jane Berthiaume, Acting Deputy Secretary of State, hereby certify
that duplicate originals of Articles of Incorporation for the incorporation of
MC WOONSOCKET, INC. duly signed and verified pursuant to the provisions of
Chapter 7-1.1 of the General Laws, 1956, as amended, have been received in this
office and are found to conform to law, and that the foregoing is a duplicate
original of the Articles of Incorporation.
WITNESS my hand and the seal of the State
of Rhode Island this fourth
day of April, 1996
/s/ [ILLEGIBLE]
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ACTING DEPUTY SECRETARY OF STATE
[SEAL]
FILED
APR 4 1996
By /s/ [ILLEGIBLE]
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