UNITED STATES
               SECURITIES AND EXCHANGE COMMISSION
                      Washington D.C. 20549

                           FORM 10-QSB

           QUARTERLY REPORT UNDER SECTION 13 OR 15(d)
             OF THE SECURITIES EXCHANGE ACT OF 1934

           For Quarterly Period Ended: March 31, 2003

                Commission File Number: 000-26953

                        Bach-Hauser, Inc.
     (Exact name of registrant as specified in its charter)



           Nevada                            88-0390697
  (State of incorporation)      (I.R.S. Employer Identification No.)

                  25 Toronto Street, Suite 200
                    Toronto, Ontario  M5C 2R1
            (Address of principal executive offices)


                         (416) 772-5738
      (Registrant's telephone number, including area code)


             1561 Highway 3, Cayuga, Ontario N0A 1E0
 (Former name, former address and former fiscal year, if changed
                       since last report.)

Check whether the issuer (1) filed all reports required to be
filed by Section 13 or 15(d) of the Exchange Act during the past
12 months (or for such shorter period that the registrant was
required to file such reports), and (2) has been subject to such
filing requirements for the past 90 days.   Yes [X]   No [  ]

There are 58,206,013 shares of common stock issued and
outstanding as of May 15, 2003.


                              INDEX

                                                             Page

PART I - FINANCIAL INFORMATION

  Item 1.   Financial Statements

      Consolidated Balance Sheet (Unaudited)                       4

      Consolidated Statements of Operations (Unaudited)            5

      Consolidated Statement of Stockholders' Equity               6

      Consolidated Statements of Cash Flows (Unaudited)            7

      Notes to Consolidated Financial Statements                   8

  Item 2.  Management's Plan of Operation                          9

  Item 3.  Controls and Procedures                                10

PART II - OTHER INFORMATION

  Item 1.   Legal Proceedings                                     11

  Item 2.   Changes in Securities                                 11

  Item 3.   Defaults Upon Senior Securities                       12

  Item 4.   Submission of Matters to a Vote of Security Holders   12

  Item 5.   Other Information                                     12

  Item 6.   Exhibits and Reports on Form 8-K                      12

Signatures                                                        14

Certifications                                                    15

                              3


                 PART I - FINANCIAL INFORMATION

ITEM 1. FINANCIAL STATEMENTS
                BACH-HAUSER, INC.
           (A DEVELOPMENT STAGE COMPANY)

    CONSOLIDATED BALANCE SHEET - MARCH 31, 2003
                    (UNAUDITED)


                       ASSETS

Other assets:
  Intangible assets                                 $      4,500
  Film assets
                                                         158,463
                                                    ------------

                                                    $    162,963
                                                    ============

        LIABILITIES AND STOCKHOLDERS' EQUITY

Current liabilities:
  Accrued liabilities and purchases                 $     27,463
  Officers' advances                                       1,075
                                                    ------------

               Total current liabilities                  28,538
                                                    ------------
Stockholders' equity:
  Common stock, $.001 par value, 250,000,000
    shares authorized, 52,056,013 shares
    issued and outstanding                                52,056
  Additional paid-in capital                          19,237,469
  Deficit accumulated during development stage       (19,155,100)
                                                    -------------

               Total stockholders' equity                134,425
                                                    -------------

                                                    $    162,963
                                                    =============


The accompanying notes are an integral part of these financial statements.

                                  4


                          BACH-HAUSER, INC.
                    (A DEVELOPMENT STAGE COMPANY)

                CONSOLIDATED STATEMENTS OF OPERATIONS
<Table>
<s>                         <c>              <c>             <c>

                                                              From inception on
                              For the three months ended     October 10, 1995 to
                            March 31, 2003   March 31, 2002     March 31, 2003
                            --------------   --------------     --------------
                             (Unaudited)      (Unaudited)         (Unaudited)

Revenues                    $          -     $          -        $          -

Cost of revenues                       -                -                   -
                            -------------    -------------       -------------

Gross profit                           -                -                   -

General and
administrative expenses          103,600          237,500          19,155,100
                            -------------    -------------       -------------

Loss before income taxes        (103,600)        (237,500)        (19,155,100)

Provision for income taxes             -                -                   -
                            -------------    -------------       -------------

Net loss                    $   (103,600)    $   (237,500)       $(19,155,100)
                            =============    =============       =============

Net loss per share, basic
and diluted                 $      (0.00)    $      (0.01)
                            =============    =============

Weighted average number
of shares outstanding,
basic and diluted              42,464,902       17,822,902
                            =============    =============

</Table>
The accompanying notes are an integral part of these financial statements.

                               5


                                      BACH-HAUSER, INC.
                               (A DEVELOPMENT STAGE COMPANY)

                      CONSOLIDATED STATEMENT OF STOCKHOLDERS' EQUITY

                         FROM DECEMBER 31, 1995 TO MARCH 31, 2003
<Table>
<s>                                        <c>         <c>           <c>            <c>           <c>
                                                                                      Deficit
                                                                                    accumulated
                                                                     Additional       during         Total
                                                                       paid-in      development   stockholders'
                                             Shares      Amount        capital         stage         equity
                                           ----------   -------      ----------     -----------    -----------

Balance at December 31, 1995               30,000,000   $ 6,000       $      -      $  (6,000)      $      -
Net income                                          -         -              -              -              -
                                           ----------   -------      ----------     -----------    -----------

Balance at December 31, 1996               30,000,000     6,000              -         (6,000)             -
Net income                                          -         -              -              -              -
                                           ----------   -------      ----------     -----------    -----------

Balance at December 31, 1997               30,000,000     6,000              -         (6,000)             -
Net loss                                            -         -              -         (1,075)        (1,075)
                                           ----------   -------      ----------     -----------    -----------

Balance at December 31, 1998               30,000,000     6,000              -         (7,075)        (1,075)
Stock issued for intangibles                9,000,000     4,500              -              -          4,500
Net income                                          -         -              -              -              -
                                           ----------   -------      ----------     -----------    -----------

Balance at December 31, 1999               39,000,000    10,500              -         (7,075)         3,425
Adjustment to par value                             -    28,500        (28,500)             -              -
Issuance of shares for services, May 1        200,000       200         55,800              -         56,000
Issuance of shares for services, May 10       200,000       200         74,800              -         75,000
Issuance of shares for services, Sept. 1    1,050,000     1,050        282,450              -        283,500
Issuance of shares for services, Sept. 12     800,000       800        347,200              -        348,000
Issuance of shares for services, Sept. 15  16,000,000    16,000      7,824,000              -      7,840,000
Issuance of shares for services, Sept. 27     600,000       600        210,000              -        210,600
Issuance of shares for services, Oct. 2     2,800,000     2,800      1,033,200              -      1,036,000
Issuance of shares for services, Oct. 18   13,240,000    13,240      5,084,160              -      5,097,400
Issuance of shares for services, Nov. 6     2,200,000     2,200        547,800              -        550,000
Issuance of shares for services, Nov. 17   16,770,000    16,770      2,582,580              -      2,599,350
Issuance of shares for services, Dec. 15      800,000       800         39,200              -         40,000
Issuance of shares for services, Dec. 18      800,000       800         35,200              -         36,000
Expenses paid by shareholder                        -         -          6,095              -          6,095
Net loss                                            -         -              -    (18,177,945)   (18,177,945)
                                           ----------   -------      ----------   -----------    -------------

Balance at December 31, 2000               94,460,000    94,460     18,093,985    (18,185,020)         3,425
Issuance of shares for services, Jan. 2       250,000       250         13,000              -         13,250
Issuance of shares for services, Aug. 24      400,000       400         19,600              -         20,000
Issuance of shares for services, Aug. 28    2,015,000     2,015        139,035              -        141,050
Issuance of shares for services, Sept. 20     500,000       500         29,500              -         30,000
Expenses paid by shareholder                        -         -            500              -            500
Adjustment for 1 to 10 reverse split      (85,238,987)  (85,239)        85,239              -              -
Issuance of shares for services, Oct. 24      200,000       200          9,800              -         10,000
Issuance of shares for services, Oct. 31    2,300,000     2,300         89,700              -         92,000
Net loss                                            -         -              -       (310,300)      (310,300)
                                           ----------   -------      ----------     -----------    -----------

Balance at December 31, 2001               14,886,013    14,886     18,480,359    (18,495,320)           (75)
Issuance of shares for services, Jan. 31    4,720,000     4,720        231,280              -        236,000
Issuance of shares for services, May 29     4,000,000     4,000         76,000              -         80,000
Issuance of shares for services, Sept. 4    1,100,000     1,100         19,250              -         20,350
Issuance of shares for services, Oct. 2     7,700,000     7,700        146,300              -        154,000
Issuance of shares for services, Dec. 5     1,600,000     1,600         28,480              -         30,080
Issuance of shares for services, Dec. 17    7,650,000     7,650         76,500              -         84,150
Issuance of options for services, Oct. 18           -         -          2,500              -          2,500
Net loss                                            -         -              -       (556,180)      (556,180)
                                           ----------   -------      ----------     -----------    -----------

Balance at December 31, 2002               41,656,013    41,656     19,060,669    (19,051,500)        50,825
Issuance of shares for services,
   March 25 (unaudited)                    10,400,000    10,400        176,800              -        187,200
Net loss (unaudited)                                -         -              -       (103,600)      (103,600)
                                           ----------   -------    ------------  -------------    -----------

Balance at March 31, 2003 (unaudited)      52,056,013  $ 52,056    $19,237,469   $(19,155,100)     $ 134,425
                                           ==========  ========    ============  ==============   ===========

The accompanying notes are an integral part of these financial statements.
</Table>
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                               BACH-HAUSER, INC.
                       (A DEVELOPMENT STAGE COMPANY)

                   CONSOLIDATED STATEMENTS OF CASH FLOWS

             INCREASE (DECREASE) IN CASH AND CASH EQUIVALENTS
<Table>
<s>                                       <c>               <c>             <c>
                                                                                 From
                                                                             inception on
                                                                              October 10,
                                             For the three months ended        1995, to
                                          March 31, 2003    March 31, 2002  March 31, 2003
                                          --------------    --------------  --------------
                                           (Unaudited)        (Unaudited)     (Unaudited)

Cash flows provided by (used for)
operating activities:
  Net loss                                 $ (103,600)        $ (237,500)   $ (19,155,100)

Adjustments to reconcile net loss
  to net cash provided by (used for)
  operating activities:
    Common stock issued for services           93,600            236,000       19,116,930
    Options issued for services                     -                  -            2,500
    Expenses paid by stockholder                    -                  -            6,595

Changes in assets and liabilities:
  (Increase) decrease in assets -
    film assets                                     -                  -                -

  Increase (decrease) in liabilities:
  Accrued liabilities and purchases            10,000              1,500           22,000
  Officers advances                                 -                  -            1,075
                                           -----------        -----------     ------------
   Total adjustments                          103,600            237,500       19,149,100
                                           -----------        -----------     ------------

    Net cash used for operating
     activities                                     -                  -           (6,000)

Cash flows provided by (used for)
 financing activities:

  Issuance of common stock for cash                 -                  -            6,000
                                           -----------        -----------     ------------

Net increase (decrease) in cash                     -                  -                -
Cash, beginning of year                             -                  -                -
                                           -----------        -----------     ------------

Cash, end of period                       $         -        $         -      $         -
                                           ===========        ===========     ============
Supplemental disclosure of cash flow
 information -
   no amounts were paid for taxes or
   interest

Supplemental disclosure of non-cash
 investing and financing activities:
  Issuance of common stock for services   $    93,600        $   236,000      $19,269,930
                                           ===========        ===========     ============
  Issuance of stock options for services  $         -        $         -      $     2,500
                                           ===========        ===========     ============
  Expenses paid by stockholder            $         -        $         -      $     6,595
                                           ===========        ===========     ============
  Issuance of common stock for
   development services capitalized
   as film costs                          $    93,600        $         -      $    152,800
                                           ===========        ===========     ============
  Film costs acquired in Plan B
   acquisition                            $         -        $         -      $    48,643
                                           ===========        ===========     ============

  Purchase price adjustment               $   (43,000)       $         -      $         -
                                           ===========        ===========     ============
</Table>
The accompanying notes are an integral part of these financial statements.

                                   7

                        BACH-HAUSER, INC.
                  (A DEVELOPMENT STAGE COMPANY)

           NOTES TO CONSOLIDATED FINANCIAL STATEMENTS

                THREE MONTHS ENDED MARCH 31, 2003



NOTE 1 - DESCRIPTION OF BUSINESS AND SUMMARY OF SIGNIFICANT ACCOUNTING
         POLICIES

                      NATURE OF OPERATIONS

Bach-Hauser, Inc. (the "Company") is currently a development-
stage company under the provisions of the Financial Accounting
Standards Board's ("FASB") Statement of Financial Accounting
Standard ("SFAS") No. 7, "Accounting and Reporting by Development
Stage Enterprises."  The Company was incorporated under the laws
of the state of Nevada on October 10, 1995.

                  INTERIM FINANCIAL INFORMATION

The accompanying unaudited interim financial statements have been
prepared by the Company in accordance with accounting principles
generally accepted in the United States of America pursuant to
Regulation S-B of the Securities and Exchanges Commission.
Certain information and footnote disclosures normally included in
financial statements prepared in accordance with accounting
principles generally accepted in the United States of America
have been condensed or omitted.  Accordingly, these interim
financial statements should be read in conjunction with the
Company's audited financial statements and related notes as
contained in the Company's Form 10-KSB for the year ended
December 31, 2002.  In the opinion of management, the interim
financial statements reflect all adjustments, including normal
recurring adjustments, necessary for fair presentation of the
interim periods presented.  The results of operations for the
three months  ended March 31, 2003 are not necessarily indicative
of results of operations to be expected for the full year.

NOTE 2 - ACQUISITION OF ASSETS

Pursuant to an amended Agreement and Plan of Exchange with Plan B
Productions of Utah, Inc. ("Plan B") regarding the purchase of
Plan B shares, the Company acquired 100% of the outstanding
shares of Plan B for 250,000 shares of the Company's restricted
common stock, instead of the 2,400,000 shares of restricted
common stock agreed upon in the original Agreement and Plan of
Exchange.  In Feburary 2003, the Board of Directors of the
Company felt this adjustment to the purchase price of Plan B
stock was required in light of the increased difficulty in the
marketing of its products.

NOTE 3 - SUBSEQUENT EVENT

On May 9, 2003, the Company completed the acquisition of
Silhouette Media Group Inc. ("SMG"), a corporation organized and
existing under the laws of the Province of Ontario, Canada,
pursuant to a Share Exchange Agreement dated April 9, 2003 as
amended on May 8, 2003 ( the "Agreement").  Pursuant to the
Agreement, SMG exchanged 40% of its outstanding common stock for
6,000,000 restricted common shares of the Company.

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ITEM 2. MANAGEMENT'S PLAN OF OPERATION

Cautionary Statement Regarding Forward-looking Statements

This report may contain "forward-looking" statements.  Examples
of forward- looking statements include, but are not limited to:
(a) projections of revenues, capital expenditures, growth,
prospects, dividends, capital structure and other financial
matters; (b) statements of plans and objectives of our management
or Board of Directors; (c) statements of our future economic
performance; (d) statements of assumptions underlying other
statements and statements about us and our business relating to
the future; and (e) any statements using the words "anticipate,"
"expect," "may," "project," "intend" or similar expressions.

                        Plan of Operation

In August of 2002, our Company's Board of Directors decided to
abandon the waste recycling/management business, and develop a
new Plan of Operation, which is to engage in the acquisition of
film and television projects; the development, production, and
distribution of film and television projects or properties; and
to provide customers in what is known as the "Family" film market
with the highest quality products and service to meet their
specific needs for wholesome family entertainment.

Business Strategy

We plan to capitalize on the growing demand worldwide for film
and television products, especially in the market known as
"Family" entertainment.  Our business plan was developed to find,
develop, package and produce mainly independent film and
television projects and productions; and to engage writers,
producers, directors and other talent who have a lot of combined
experience, talent, and credits for their past endeavors in
producing entertaining films. What is the family film market?
We believe there is a large audience for films worldwide, that
has a negative view of much of the standard fare currently being
produced by the major Hollywood studios, most of which films are
filled with gratuitous sex, violence, and anti-family themes or
content.  We believe this target audience is willing to support
films whose content or message has a broader appeal to an audience
of all ages.

Our business plan has these main elements which we hope will be
successful:

* Locate our facilities in Canada:  this makes sense due to
  the lower cost of doing business in Canada vs. the exchange rate
  for the U.S. Dollar (which may change without notice).

* There is an abundance of film talent in Canada, especially
  in Toronto:  writers, producers, directors, actors and crews.

* There is an abundance of prime filming locations and
  scenery.

* Both federal and provincial governments are favorable to the
  film industry.

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* Many tax treaties and other tax advantages will help with
  film financing.

* The worldwide market is ready for family content.

* Keep control of costs to maximize profits.

* Enter into co-productions with other independents when it
  makes economic sense.

* Find and use the most reputable distributors for our
  products.

We are currently investigating various projects available to us
for either producing or co-producing with other independent
companies.  All of the various projects will require funding, and
we will need to make significant efforts to arrange financing.
We have had serious discussions with government agencies in
Canada, both national and provincial regarding the tax benefits
and application procedures for obtaining Canadian tax credits to
assist in financing projects.

We have recently acquired 100% of the outstanding shares of a
U.S.-based independent film company, Plan B Productions of Utah,
Inc., described elsewhere in this Report.  Plan B's assets
included an uncompleted film with the working title of "Bottom
Dollar."  This film will require approximately US$60,000 to
complete and be ready for distribution.  We also acquired two
completed film scripts, and we intend to explore the production
value of one of the scripts as a production for later this year,
assuming we can arrange financing.  We are also exploring several
similar acquisition possibilities of other independent film-
related companies we believe would quickly establish our company
as a production company, or would acquire other similar film
properties, or could generate cash flow.  Such acquisitions, if
made, would most likely be on a stock-for-stock basis, as in the
Plan B acquisition.

We will need to find more talented people with film credits or
industry experience to join our Company.  At present, we do not
have adequate capital to attract such talent; major efforts will
need to be expended to arrange a stable capital base in our
Company.

We will also need to expend efforts to align our Company with
reputable film distributors, especially in the foreign film
distribution markets.

Employees

The Company's only employees at the present time are its officers
and directors, who will devote as much time as the Board of
Directors determine is necessary to carry out the affairs of the
Company.

ITEM 3. CONTROLS AND PROCEDURES

Based on their most recent evaluation, which was completed within
90 days of the filing of this Form 10-QSB, the Company's Chief
Executive Officer and Chief Financial Officer believe the
Company's disclosure controls and procedures (as defined in
Exchange Act Rules 13a-14 and 15d-14) are effective to ensure
that information required to be disclosed by the Company in this
report is accumulated and communicated to the Company's
management, as appropriate, to allow timely decisions regarding
required disclosure.

                           10

There were no significant changes in the Company's internal
controls or other factors that could significantly affect these
controls subsequent to the date of their evaluation and there
were no corrective actions with regard to significant
deficiencies and material weaknesses.

                   PART II - OTHER INFORMATION

ITEM 1. LEGAL PROCEEDINGS

The Company is not a party to any material pending legal
proceedings and, to the best of its knowledge, no such action by
or against the Company has been threatened.

ITEM 2. CHANGES IN SECURITIES

Recent Sales of Unregistered Securities

There were no unregistered shares of the Company's common stock
issued during the period ended March 31, 2003.

Securities Authorized for Issuance Under Equity Compensation
Plans

On December 19, 2001, the Company adopted a Consulting and Legal
Services Plan  (the "Plan") which provides for the issuance of
the Company's equity securities as compensation for consulting
and/or legal services provided to the Company from time to time.
The Company limits the recipients of stock issued pursuant to the
Plan to natural persons who performed bona-fide services to the
Company which were not in connection with the offer or sale of
securities in a capital-raising transaction, and which do not
directly or indirectly promote or maintain a market for the
Company's securities.  On March 24, 2003, the Company issued
10,400,000 shares pursuant to the Plan which were registered with
the Securities and Exchange Commission on Form S-8, as follows:

SEC             Effective Date   Number of       Number of
Registration    of Registration  securities      securities
Number          Statement        issued under    remaining
                                 equity          available for
                                 compensation    future issuance
                                 plan            under equity
                                                 compensation
                                                 plans
                                                 (excluding
                                                 securities
                                                 reflected in
                                                 column (c))

(a)             (b)              (c)             (d)
- ----------------------------------------------------------------
333-103933      03/20/03         14,000,000      3,600,000
- ----------------------------------------------------------------

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Issuance of Stock for Acquisition

On May 9, 2003, the Company completed the acquisition of Silhouette
Media Group Inc., a corporation organized and existing under the
laws of the Province of Ontario, Canada ("SMG"), pursuant to a
Share Exchange Agreement dated April 9, 2003 as amended on May 8,
2003 (the "Agreement").  Pursuant to the Agreement, SMG exchanged
40% of its outstanding stock for 6,000,000 newly issued shares of
the Company's common stock, valued at USD$0.03 per share.

The issuance of these securities was deemed to be exempt from
registration under Section 4(2) of the Securities Act, as
transactions by an issuer not involving a public offering.

ITEM 3. DEFAULTS UPON SENIOR SECURITIES

None.

ITEM 4. SUBMISSION OF MATTERS TO A VOTE OF SECURITY HOLDERS

None.

ITEM 5. OTHER INFORMATION

None.

ITEM 6. EXHIBITS AND REPORTS ON FORM 8-K

Exhibit Number      Description

     2.1       Agreement and Plan of Exchange with Plan B
               Productions of Utah, Inc. (incorporated by
               reference to Exhibit 2.1 to the Company's Form 8-
               K, filed on November 15, 2002)

     2.2       Amendment No. 1 to the Agreement and Plan of
               Exchange with Plan B Productions of Utah, Inc.
               (incorporated by reference to Exhibit 2.2 to the
               Company's Form 10-KSB filed on April 8, 2003)

     2.3       Share Exchange Agreement with Silhouette Media
               Group Inc. (incorporated by reference to Exhibit
               2.1 to the Company's Form 8-K, filed on May 13,
               2003)

     2.4       Amendment No. 1 to Share Exchange Agreement with
               Silhouette Media Group Inc. (incorporated by
               reference to Exhibit 2.2 to the Company's Form 8-
               K, filed on May 13, 2003)

     3.1       Articles of Incorporation (incorporated by
               reference to Exhibit 3.1 to the Company's Amended
               Form 10-SB, filed on August 13, 1999)

     3.2       Bylaws (incorporated by reference to Exhibit 3.2
               to the Company's Amended Form 10-SB, filed on
               August 13, 1999)

                                    12

     4.1       Consulting and Legal Services Plan (incorporated
               by reference to Exhibit 4.1 to the Company's Form
               10-KSB filed on April 8, 2003)

(b) Reports on Form 8-K

     February 20, 2003     The Company filed a Form 8-K
                           reporting the change in certifying
                           accountants and amended the report on
                           March 12, 2003 to include the letter from
                           outgoing certifying accountants.

     March 12, 2003        The Company filed an amendment to its Form
                           8-K filed on November 15, 2003 in
                           accordance with the requirements set forth
                           in Item 7 of the Form to include audited
                           financial information of Plan B
                           Productions of Utah, Inc.

     May 13, 2003          The Company filed a Form 8-K reporting the
                           acquisition of Silhouette Media Group Inc.

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                           SIGNATURES

In accordance with the requirements of the Exchange Act, the
registrant caused this report to be signed on its behalf by the
undersigned, thereunto duly authorized.

                                BACH-HAUSER, INC.


                                By:/s/
                                Peter Preston, President and
                                Chief Executive Officer

                                Date:  May 22, 2003


                                By:/s/
                                Terrence Rodrigues, Chief
                                Financial Officer

                                Date:  May 22, 2003


            CERTIFICATION OF CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER

In connection with the accompanying Quarterly Report of Bach-
Hauser, Inc. (the "Registrant") on Form 10-QSB for the period
ending March 31, 2003, as filed with the Securities and Exchange
Commission on the date hereof (the "Quarterly Report"), I, Peter
Preston, Chief Executive Officer of the Registrant, certify that:

1.   I have reviewed this Quarterly Report;

2.   Based on my knowledge, this Quarterly Report does not
contain any untrue statement of material fact or omit to state a
material fact necessary to make the statements made, in light of
the circumstances under which such statements were made, not
misleading with respect to the period covered by this Quarterly
Report;

3.   Based on my knowledge, the financial statements, and other
financial information included in this Quarterly Report, fairly
present in all material respects the financial condition, results
of operations and cash flows of the registrant as, and for the
periods presented in this Quarterly Report;

4.   I am responsible for establishing and maintaining disclosure
controls and procedures (as defined in Exchange Act Rules 13a-14
and 15d-14) for the Registrant and have:

     a)   designed such disclosure controls and procedures to
     ensure that material information relating to the Registrant,
     including its consolidated subsidiaries, to the extent
     applicable, is made known to me by others within those
     entities, particularly during the period in which this
     Quarterly Report is being prepared;

     b)   evaluated the effectiveness of the Registrant's
     disclosure controls and procedures as of a date within 90
     days prior to the filing date of this Quarterly Report (the
     "Evaluation Date"); and

     c)   presented in this Quarterly Report my conclusions about
     the effectiveness of the disclosure controls and procedures
     based on my evaluation as of the Evaluation Date;

5.   I have disclosed, based on my most recent evaluation, to the
Registrant's auditors and the audit committee of Registrant's
board of directors (or persons performing the equivalent
functions):

     a)   all significant deficiencies in the design or operation
     of internal controls which could adversely affect the
     Registrant's ability to record, process, summarize and
     report financial data and have identified for the
     Registrant's auditors any material weaknesses in internal
     controls; and

     b)   any fraud, whether or not material, that involves
     management or other employees who have a significant role in
     the Registrant's internal controls; and

6.   I have indicated in this Quarterly Report whether or not
there were significant changes in internal controls or in other
factors that could significantly affect internal controls
subsequent to the date of my most recent evaluation, including
any corrective actions with regard to significant deficiencies
and material weaknesses.


By:
Peter Preston, Chief Executive Officer

May 22, 2003

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            CERTIFICATION OF CHIEF FINANCIAL OFFICER

In connection with the accompanying Quarterly Report of Bach-
Hauser, Inc. (the "Registrant") on Form 10-QSB for the period
ending March 31, 2003, as filed with the Securities and Exchange
Commission on the date hereof (the "Quarterly Report"), I,
Terrence Rodrigues, Chief Financial Officer of the Registrant,
certify that:

1.   I have reviewed this Quarterly Report;

2.   Based on my knowledge, this Quarterly Report does not
contain any untrue statement of material fact or omit to state a
material fact necessary to make the statements made, in light of
the circumstances under which such statements were made, not
misleading with respect to the period covered by this Quarterly
Report;

3.   Based on my knowledge, the financial statements, and other
financial information included in this Quarterly Report, fairly
present in all material respects the financial condition, results
of operations and cash flows of the registrant as, and for the
periods presented in this Quarterly Report;

4.   I am responsible for establishing and maintaining disclosure
controls and procedures (as defined in Exchange Act Rules 13a-14
and 15d-14) for the Registrant and have:

     a)   designed such disclosure controls and procedures to
     ensure that material information relating to the Registrant,
     including its consolidated subsidiaries, to the extent
     applicable, is made known to me by others within those
     entities, particularly during the period in which this
     Quarterly Report is being prepared;

     b)   evaluated the effectiveness of the Registrant's
     disclosure controls and procedures as of a date within 90
     days prior to the filing date of this Quarterly Report (the
     "Evaluation Date"); and

     c)   presented in this Quarterly Report my conclusions about
     the effectiveness of the disclosure controls and procedures
     based on my evaluation as of the Evaluation Date;

5.   I have disclosed, based on my most recent evaluation, to the
Registrant's auditors and the audit committee of Registrant's
board of directors (or persons performing the equivalent
functions):

     a)   all significant deficiencies in the design or operation
     of internal controls which could adversely affect the
     Registrant's ability to record, process, summarize and
     report financial data and have identified for the
     Registrant's auditors any material weaknesses in internal
     controls; and

     b)   any fraud, whether or not material, that involves
     management or other employees who have a significant role in
     the Registrant's internal controls; and

6.   I have indicated in this Quarterly Report whether or not
there were significant changes in internal controls or in other
factors that could significantly affect internal controls
subsequent to the date of my most recent evaluation, including
any corrective actions with regard to significant deficiencies
and material weaknesses.


By:/s/
Terrence Rodrigues, Chief Financial Officer

May 22, 2003


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